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Dry Mouth
Sucks.
Introducing
Moisyn.

(Yes, that’s really the name,
and no, it’s not a lube.)

Dry Mouth
Sucks.
Introducing
Moisyn.

(Yes, that’s really the name,
and no, it’s not a lube.)

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“For 24 years, I’ve been living on Biotene and Lemonheads to deal with my stupid dry mouth (Thanks, cancer!) until Moisyn came along. Who cares what it’s called? It works. If you deal with stupid dry mouth, try it and see for yourself.”

Matthew Zachary
Founder, Stupid Cancer
Founder and CEO, OffScrip Media
Host, OffScrip with Matthew Zachary

“For 24 years, I’ve been living on Biotene and Lemonheads to deal with my stupid dry mouth (Thanks, cancer!) until Moisyn came along. Who cares what it’s called? It works. If you deal with stupid dry mouth, try it and see for yourself.”

Matthew Zachary
Founder, Stupid Cancer
Founder and CEO, OffScrip Media
Host, OffScrip with Matthew Zachary

Why So Dry?

CANCER TREATMENT

SJOGREN’S SYNDROME

ANTIHISTAMINES

DEPRESSION MEDS

MENOPAUSE

STRESS & ANXIETY

ALCOHOL

Why Moisyn?

NATURALLY DERIVED

NON-TOXIC

SUGAR-FREE

ALCOHOL FREE

GLUTEN-FREE

SOY-FREE

DAIRY-FREE

CLINICALLY PROVEN1

SAFE AND EFFECTIVE

LONG-LASTING

GREAT TASTING

FRESHENS BREATH

PROMOTES ORAL HEALTH

DENTIST-RECOMMENDED

MADE IN THE USA

Join Matthew Zachary and
Moisyn Up!

#DryMouthSucks

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What They’re Saying:

“Moisture is the essence of wetness.”

Derek Zoolander, Model/Actor

“I hate the word moist.”

Chrissy Teigen

“The night was moist.”

Larry Donner (Billy Crystal), Throw Momma From The Train

“Moist is the most repellant word in the English language.”

Dr. Paul Thibodeau, Oberlin College

Ingredients

Purified water

Glycerol (plant derivative oils)

Sorbitol (fruit derivative)

Xylitol (fruit derivative)

Spearmint Flavor (plant derivative)

Betaine (plant derivative)

Chitosan & Arginine
(polysaccharide + natural amino acid; chitosan derivatives)*

Sodium Hydroxide (for pH balance)

*Contains shellfish derivatives.

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Warning: For oral use only. Not to be used by children under the age of 12 or pets. Do not use if safety seal is broken or damaged.

Caution: Contains shellfish derivatives. Chitosan used in this product is derived from the shells of shrimp. Most shellfish allergies are caused by a muscle protein, tropomyosin. The highly purified chitosan derivatives in this product is from the shrimp shell and not muscle tissue. Those who suffer from a shellfish allergy should consult a qualified medical professional about use of Moisyn Mist and potential allergen testing.

Patent #8119780

References:

1. Joel B. Epstein; Villines, D.C.; Singh, M.; Papas, A. Management of dry mouth: Assessment of oral symptoms after use of chitosan-based oral product. A. Oral Surgery, Oral Medicine, Oral Pathology, Oral Radiology. 2016.